July 2012
June 2012
im-a-prisoner-ofthe-internet:
my dad is a motherfucker
so is yours
and everyones
ocicats:
i laugh at people who are like “we don’t need another spider-man trilogy”
no you know what movie we really don’t need
a katy perry documentary
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ursorum:
ursorum:
i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed
thanks dad
APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”
THANKS
DADDY
I want a watermelon to soothe me
So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce:
thingsareswinging:
And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this?
Should- should somebody tell them?
No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
i wont ruin the surprise.
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